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Soylent: Day 5

mcdonalds-Big-MacAfter five days of Soylent, I am probably the healthiest I’ve been in years. I feel physically stronger and mentally alert. I’ve lost an impressive, but not dangerous, amount of weight, and my clothes fit better.

All that being said, I miss food. I’m looking forward to Sunday, when I’ll have my first Christmas dinner of the season. I plan to take my Soylent in the morning and then go crazy the rest of the day.

The question is, how much damage will I do to my newfound health in one day? Even more, when I finish my week, how often do I want to eat Soylent? It’s obviously good for me. Would two meals a day be good enough for similar results?

It seems like a no-brainer to drink nutrition paste for my health. But that Big Mac is looking really good.

Maybe that’s what this Soylent experiment is really about. The ability to let go of our animal impulses, becoming beings of pure logic, and embracing our future a cyborgs.

Or maybe not.

Soylent: Day 4

BeeffeedlotcattleI was adding the soybean oil to my DIY Soylent–the only soy related product by the way, and something occurred to me, a sort of deja vu.

Back when I was a farm kid, we used to make cattle feed. If you’ve never done, let me give you the basics. You start out with a big machine called a feed mill. This is kind of like a giant blender. Then you shovel in a ton of the staple grains, like oats or corn. Some people add protein and vitamins, and I’m told some feed lots add antibiotics–ewww. Finally, my dad always poured in a portion of soybean oil, fresh from the fryers at the local tavern–they changed their oil every week and were more than happy to see us haul it away.

It was when I was pouring in that soybean oil that I realized I was making cattle feed for people, and then eating it myself.

I thought that today–the hump day of my little experiment–would feel triumphant. After all, I am conquering nature. I have overcome the need to eat. But honestly, I really just want a cheese sandwich.

On the bright side, I still feel energetic and healthy. Only 3 more days to go.

Soylent: Day 3

Some sweet Soylent stuff

Some sweet Soylent stuff

Today, I received more Soylent stuff, the Breaking Bad scale, spare water bottles, and some yummy sulfur. This DIY Solent is getting a little expensive. I may have to stick with it for a while just to make it pay for itself.

First of all, how do I feel? I think I would call myself surprisingly satisfied. I still have impulsive cravings for real food–today was Taco Tuesday at the Java Joint, my usual hang-out, and as I write this I can smell the leftover candied popcorn from last weekend’s get-together. Despite this, I’m not going crazy because I’m not hungry. Even though it’s 5 PM, and I currently have an entire 24 oz bottle of Soylent–1/3 of my daily allotment–to eat I feel quite full. I have lost 6 pounds, but I’m not too concerned as whenever I change my diet, I seem to lose about 5 pounds of water weight.

Physically, I’m starting to find that I have a lot of energy even late into the day. Last night, I had the best sleep I’ve had in weeks. Also–and this may just be placebo effect–I swear my eyesight is improving. And when I woke up this morning sans-headache, my blood sugar was right where it usually is.

Back to the yummy sulfur–it was the last item to arrive on my ingredients list. I don’t know how much sulfur I got in my diet before Soylent, but I decided to go ahead and risk going without it for a couple days. Never fear, I am now back on the S.

This may be a good time to talk about other things I’m putting in my body besides Soylent. No, not like that.

I take some daily medication. In addition to that, I take a few supplements. I always start off each day with a large glass of Metamucil. Heap on lots of coffee and diet soda, and we’re done. That and Soylent has been it for three days. I’m even abstaining from wine. That last part hurts a bit.

If anything, the only surprise is how ordinary I feel. 


Look Around You – Sulphur

Soylent: Day 2

P1000648As of this moment, I’ve had 5 Soylent meals in a row.

The only other things I’ve imbibed is some diet soda and coffee. Yes, I know diet soda is pure death, but they say coffee is good for you these days.

There have been a couple issues which concern me. This morning, I woke up with a headache. This is not uncommon for me, as I have issues with my sinuses. Also, my blood sugar was high this morning, but this could have been caused by the headache, blood sugar is tricky to nail down like that.

Overall, I feel like I’m at a too early to tell stage. I haven’t gone nuts from not having food. I haven’t died.

On the DIY side, I’ve decided to make a couple changes. First of all, I’ve decided to order a new scale, one accurate to 0.1 grams. I discovered that most kitchen scales are only accurate to 0.1 ounces, which is nearly 3 grams. This is not good enough for the micronutrients or for my Breaking Bad cosplay. Secondly, I’ve started blending the mix longer, which makes it less gritty.

On the upside, I feel full. I don’t even feel run down like I have using other diet products.

A week without food, a Soylent experiment

I have a problem with food. A bad relationship. I want to quit it, but after a few hours without it, I’m just hungry for more.DSC01038

Partly, because of this relationship, I am not a healthy man. I am overweight, and I have health problems which can be traced back to this. I’ve tried to adopt a more healthy lifestyle by exercising regularly–which I am not good at, and eating better–which I am even less good at.

I have been overweight all my life, and even when I was in the best shape of my life, I wasn’t going to win one of those presidential fitness awards. When I was in Drum and Bugle Corps and marching outdoors for hours a day, I was still pudgy.

I have tried many diets–low calorie, low fat, low carb. I’ve tried Weight Watchers–my wife signed up but I followed along. The only one I seemed to have some success on was low-carb. I can maintain and even lose a little on low carb, but soon, I start to get cravings.

Recently, I found out I was a type 2 diabetic, and after sitting through some nutrition classes, I didn’t really feel like I would ever be able to be healthy. Not only was diabetes going to kill me, but if I tried to fight it with my diet, I’d also die unhappy. I kind of gave up on the concept of trying to eat healthy.

Somewhere, right now someone is eating a diet chocolate brownie. It is mostly soy and contains no sugar. They will try convincing themselves it was satisfying for the next three days, and then end up stopping at DQ for an Oreo Blizzard.

See, that’s what it’s about, the unhappy part. That thing I said earlier about a relationship with food. It’s true. When I eat food I want to eat, I feel good. When I think I have to eat to be healthy, I feel depressed. I feel like I’ve been eating food all my life and it hasn’t worked out for me, so maybe the food itself is the problem. But you can’t live without food. And here the logic circle would repeat.

But maybe there is a way to not have my cake and eat it too.

A few months ago, I heard about this food replacement, Soylent, developed by a Silicone Valley engineer named Rob Rhinehart had developed a completely balanced food substitute, and he had been living on it for months. I was immediately intrigued. Maybe there was a way to live without food.

Okay, before you say “Soylent Green is People,” that’s the joke, the final product doesn’t even contain soy.

The concept behind Soylent is simple, a relatively flavorless food substitute, a staple meal for the person on the go who doesn’t have time to cook. Currently, Rhinehart drinks Soylent for 90% of his meals, and only eats socially.

So, I pulled out my credit card and ordered a week’s worth of Soylent. Unfortunately, as they are the start-up, it won’t be available until February.  And if I hadn’t been feeling especially adventurous, this story would stop here. But I decided to take it to the next level.

As part of  his concept/crowdfunding program/company, Rhinehart decided to go for full transparency, he shared the macro and micro nutrient specifications and started the website: diy.solent.me, where you can go and build your own Soylent recipe to share with others. I found a recipe that seemed easy enough, and ordered the ingredients–here’s what they look like.P1000643

I mixed my first batch as a test on Friday, and I had Soylent for my evening meal on Friday and my breakfast on Saturday. Then, on Saturday, I did the social eating thing for the rest of the day. Today, I am committing to a week of eating nothing but my homemade Soylent.

Here’s what today’s batch looks like:

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Yummy!

Okay, I know, if you’re reading this, you want to know how it tastes. And before I answer that, let me remind you–that’s not the point. But to be perfectly frank, it tastes like a bunch of unsweetened flours and chemicals mixed into a soupy paste. However, if you’re me, you find this slightly more pleasant than a green salad–now you know why it’s so hard for me to eat healthy.

It is currently approaching 1:00 PM. I had 1/3 of my daily Soylent at 8 and again at 11, this follows my usual eating schedule, I’m an early eater. I will probably divide the the rest into an evening meal and afternoon snack.

I’ve had expensive meal replacement shakes before, and I would feel hungry, run-down, and light headed. This is completely different. Currently, I feel full. I feel good. Do I feel a mild craving for the leftover pizza in the fridge? Yes, but not because the Soylent has let me down, just because there’s pizza and I like the flavor.

Overall, I have a feeling of optimism. There is no magic pill that will reverse a lifetime of bad choices, but maybe this is a better choice for my future. I’m also hopeful that the official 1.0 version of Soylent has less flavor than the one I’ve produced at home.

This afternoon, I am going to produce my Soylent for the rest of the week. I’ll try to check in on the blog each day and give a summary of how I’m feeling.

Messing with it

LUKE10I have to admit something. I am a conservative–not when it comes to social issues or family values or even personal responsibility, but when it comes to Star Wars, I don’t want massive amounts of computer generated effects.

Some things are wonderful for what they are, not for what they could be. A few years ago, I was talking to Lee Killough, whose books I loved about ten years ago when I found them. She told me that she was coming out with electronic versions for the Kindle, and that she would update them, adding modern technology, cell phones and computer searches.

Part of me wanted to yell at her just like Luke Skywalker: Nooooooooo! Her books may have been set in the eighties, but to me that just added to their charm. I loved her novels so much, I didn’t want to see anything changed.

I had a similar feeling tonight when I was reading a thread on Reddit, asking people how they felt when Darth Vadar revealed he was Luke Skywalker’s father. The thought jumped into my head that I should buy bluray disks of all the Star Wars movies. Then I remembered the re-re-re-editing that George Lucas had done.

Don’t get me wrong. George Lucas owns Star Wars and he has the right to do whatever he wants with it. However, I have the right not to spend my money on his sad, bastardized, over-edited re-releases.

Okay, let’s drop the Star Wars rant–no matter how well deserved–and get back to my point.

A year ago, I read the Ray Bradbury’s Martian Chronicles. Were they dated? Yes. Were they irresistibly charming? Most definitely!

A while before that, I read Max Allen Collins First Quarry. Max set the story in Iowa City during the 70s, when he was at the Iowa Writer’s Workshop. He carefully researched it, not letting false memories get the best of him, and produced a work worthy of that era.

I guess what I’m saying is I love the nostalgia of bad predictions. It seems silly that an author would work hard to eliminate the markers of the era they wrote a story in. In my opinion, it does not add to a story but detracts from it. The futurism of 30 years ago can teach us much more than the futurism of today.

ICON 38 / Paradise ICON 2

icon38Wow, what a weekend. For the second time, I participated in the Paradise ICON workshop which runs concurrently with ICON, the Cedar Rapids area SF convention.

Friday morning started a day of critiques with the Paradise ICON attendees. I’m going to be lazy here and paste in their twitter accounts: @SplitLegend @bluemaven @ransomnoble  @cathschaffstump @GeorgeGaluschak @CoreKnell and @timothycward. I was a little nervous getting into critiques with people I’d never worked with before. Fortunately, George Galuschak’s piece, my favorite was up first.

Yeah, I’m playing favorites. I’m harsh like that.

One of the nice things about working with more skilled authors is they all know how to take criticism. It’s not that I want to be mean or gruff, but if you genuinely don’t connect with a piece, you need to be able to tell them that and explain why without them getting upset. Even if they don’t agree with you, you owe it to them to tell them how you felt.

After eight critiques, my time was my own. I’d intended to meet up with the Paradise crew at the bar, but I was too busy catching up with Adam Whitlatch, Lars Pearson, and Dylan Moonfire. It’s funny, when I first started coming to cons, I thought it was weird that people would come to socialize, play games, and do crafts, things that they can do at home or with their friends. Outside of the writing workshop that was mostly what I did.

My Saturday started out with lectures from Nancy Kress and Gregory Frost. Having read Kress’s Beggars in Spain, I was already excited to hear what she had to say. She spoke on the subject of character arcs and what makes a believable character. She also had a really nice character worksheet.

Greg Frost’s talk was an eye-opener for me because he talked about the differences between short stories and novels, and I have never been able to master the short story. Even now, I am planning a short story that goes against the advice he gave… I know. I know. It will probably fail, but I’m still going to try.

After lunch, we were supposed to get a Q&A from Ellen Datlow. Unfortunately, she couldn’t make it, so I went downstairs and wandered into a panel on Dungeons and Dragons. I ended up having a very enjoyable time. Not only were the two local game masters very knowledgable and had good things to say, but Jim C Hines was on the panel. Jim had some interesting things to say about teaching morality and math.

Then I went to a panel on Doctor Who. My friends Adam and Lars were on the panel. Now, if you don’t know Lars Pearson, he is a walking encyclopedia of Doctor Who. His company Mad Norwegian Press publishes gigantic compendiums of Doctor Who essays and facts. As a panel member, he is a clever, hyper-animated–I hesitate to call him elf, but… yeah, elf.

Then we went to a nice dinner before our Paradise ICON rapid-fire reading. We were up against a Joe Haldeman reading and the cosplay Masquerade, so the attendance wasn’t great, but I still managed to be plenty nervous. Mostly we read pieces we had worked on in our group, but I was totally blown away when Tim Ward read his short story Cornhusker: Demon Gene, which was awesome.

After that, I went to the post-apocalyptic survival panel, featuring King Zombie Sean Beaty, Adam Whitlatch, and Jess Whitlatch.

Then I spent the night in the bar.

Sunday was a nice quiet day. The paradise crew went to breakfast, and then I attended a panel on cover art, featuring my friend Adam Whitlatch. After that, I attended a radio-style play done by the BrassGears Adventure Society. Finally, I finished off my weekend with a reading by Adan Whitlatch–you might have guessed that Adam and I get along well.

It was a tremendously fun weekend.  PARADISE2

A Road Trip

I am a farm boy. Okay, I’m not half the farm boy that some of my high school classmates are, but I have operated farm machinery, shoveled manure, and thrown a hay bale or two thousand.

So, when I found out that my wife not only didn’t know how they made the giant round hay bales, but also had no idea how a combine worked, I decided we had to take a field trip into the countryside.

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For some reason, whenever we take a field trip into the countryside, no matter where I turn off, we eventually end up on this road, with this little graveyard in the distance.

We meandered around the gravel roads, while I explained the internal workings of the modern combine harvester. We were lucky enough to see two such creatures in operation on our trip. One was even emptying its kernels into a gravity-box wagon.

Then we found this historic bridge, though there was not a sign to tell us why it was historic, nor was it very interesting, and the bank had just been re-graded and was nothing but waste concrete and gravel. So here’s a picture of the opposite bank:

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You may notice the streaks of sunlight in this shot. I lost the battery charger to my good camera with all my fancy filters and its awesome zoom lens, and I had to use my cell phone. I did not get the best shots.

Finally, we ended up at the Anamosa State Penitentiary grave yard, which I also will not show you a picture of. Here is the view of what was across the road.

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Again, I’m shooting into the Sun. I was hoping to get a shot like this, however. So many times I hear people say Iowa is flat, or that when Grant Wood painted rolling hills in Iowa, he was making it all up.  But no, really. We have stuff that looks like this.

An Uncomfortable Evening

Last night, I had the pleasure of seeing (in order pictured below) Barbara Collins, Max Allen Collins, Ed Gorman, and Matthew V. Clemens at Mystery Cat Books.

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Hrmm, do I need a disembodied head photo, or is that just a mystery writer thing?

Last night, Mystery Cat was way over capacity, to the point that the room was uncomfortably hot. I arrived twenty minutes before start time, to get the last standing-room space that gave a view of the authors. It was good of them to come out, but I yearned for a more intimate, or at least more comfortable, setting.

I had never seen Ed Gorman or Matthew V. Clemens before. Gorman was witty, fun to listen to, and surprisingly glib about politics. He also gave a few interesting details about his years as a political operative and speechwriter.

Clemens is not a name I’d heard before, but he apparently has written or collaborated on more books than I’ve read, including several with Max Allen Collins and Ed Gorman. He had some very insightful comments about the collaborative process.

I am a huge fan of Max Allen and Barbara Collins, and I always enjoy seeing them. However, every time I go to see them, they are more popular. They talked about their newest collaboration, Antiques Chop, and MAC’s new Nathan Heller book, Ask Not, which follows a conspiracy following the Kennedy Assassination.

 As the authors finished speaking, and the audience turned into long lines, I gave up on the idea of buying a book and getting it signed, let alone a chance to chat with Max and Barbara. Like a callow youth, I fled into the night, sweaty and unsatisfied.

I’m Only One Man

nanowrimoNational Novel Writing Month starts today. Last year, I took time off from work to finish it, but this year, I’m just going to let it pass me by. This is partially because I’m managing a project due December 1st, and I just can’t afford the time. But it’s also because I have too much editing to do, and I really should finish a book one of these days.

My starting a book to finishing a book ration is about ten to one. This means I have a lot of source material to work with, and assuming I finish half of my works in progress, I will have a healthy body of work. But that’s a lot of ass in chair time. It’s a lot of hard work time vs. creativity time.

Never fear though. I’m putting in significant time on these pieces. I just need to finish something one of these days.