I was going over the first chapter of my vampire book, culling commas and thats, and I realized that part of my inspiration for my vampire character came from an 80s anti-marijuana commercial.
Shannon Ryan
AKA: Bartholomew Stank Biscuit, Licensed Plywoodologist
Pssshtssht; at least they don’t go out and start mugging people! At least it hasn’t killed them! At least they’re not beating up their women (if they have any).
Ooops, you tripped my “thereis nothing wrong with cannabis” button. Sorry!
I just liked the ad. Ten times more effective than the current crop of scare-tactic advertising.